How to Submit

First, get laid. Not as easy as it sounds, is it? I understand. I’ll wait. Waiting, waiting. Hey, how long is this going to take? It’s just sex, not a law degree. You’re hot! You just need to put yourself out there more. Take a cooking class or something.  Wait, you did it? Good job! Okay, now: In the morning, while your new lover is still asleep, creep out of bed very quietly. Go get your computer. Bring the computer into bed with you. Open your e-mail program and address a message to Stuffwhitepeoplehate@Gmail.com. Write a message that tells me a little bit about who you are, what you were doing, how you met this person in the bed with you. Next look over the side of the bed, at the clothes lying in a crumpled heap on the floor. Describe them to me. What made you decide to wear them? Are they your favorites, and why or why not? When you are finished, hit “send.” Now I will prepare your enthralling (yet completely anonymous) story for the reading public, while you’re free to go do it all again tomorrow night. I will also accept stories from the recent past, or even from some time ago.