Deep Thought: Sex Communes

Sorry for the lack of recent updates!  Damn drunken stupors again!  Keep checking back; I have been corresponding with a young lady who hooked up with a master pickup artist, and will have a new post tomorrow-ish.

In the meantime, did you guys read that article about the San Francisco sex commune, where everyone gets up at 7 in the morning to do something called “morning practice,” and it means that guys, like, finger the women to orgasm?  Salon.com has a post titled “So What’s Wrong With a Commune Devoted to Female Orgasm?”  Well, it sounds hell of boring, that’s what’s wrong with it!  What’s the point of a sex commune if there’s no fucking and no ass slappin’?  And for that matter, why does it have to begin so early?  If I were in that meditation session, would go right back to sleep, without achieving any enlightenment or “hydration of the self” at all.