Shortest Submission Ever
This from a friend, via text message: “Got to school an hour late due to having sex and it’s throwing my entire schedule off. Clothes that got me laid = bath towel.”
Update on Joe the Plumber: Remember the challenge I issued to him? He never responded to it, he ignored my sage advice to stop showing up everywhere in a sweatshirt and baggy jeans, and apparently, he is still stressed out.