Shortest Submission Ever

This from a friend, via text message:  “Got to school an hour late due to having sex and it’s throwing my entire schedule off.  Clothes that got me laid = bath towel.”

Update on Joe the Plumber:  Remember the challenge I issued to him?  He never responded to it, he ignored my sage advice to stop showing up everywhere in a sweatshirt and baggy jeans, and apparently, he is still stressed out.